Last weekend was General Conference. I wish I could say it was a totally uplifting, spiritual experience for me, but honestly with four kids under the age of 8, the best I can say is we all survived (barely - literally. Read on). I did love hearing the talks, but I'll get MUCH more out of them when I study them in writing.
We don't make the kids listen to all four sessions with us, just the Sunday ones. On Saturday, the kids play around the house and yard. This time, David set up our portable DVD player in the kids room and they turned on a show. During the Saturday morning session, David and I folded a bunch of laundry in front of the TV. Bronson played happily on the floor and kicked his chubby legs. However, when I left the room to put some clothes away, he started screaming. By the time I walked back in to room, he was just starting to go. Yep. He passed out. Again. This time, there wasn't even an injury to blame it on (not an external one anyway - I guess I hurt his feelings.) I'm telling you, no matter how many times one of my kids passes out, I still freak out! It's not a good feeling. Neither is the next hour and a half when he's dazed and limp. Ugh! We're gong to have to figure this passing out thing pretty soon or all my hopes of Bronson's NFL career are going to be shattered.
The Saturday afternoon session was probably the best in terms of being able to listen. The girls were outside and Josh was napping for the first half. In the second hour, the girls came in and had their fingernails painted while we listened.
David went to the Priesthood session with his dad and brother. While he was gone, the kids and I ate pizza and watched Tangled. Suddenly, we noticed that something was terribly wrong with the baby. Ali was the first to notice that his eyes looked goopy. Within about an hour, they were so swollen, he could barely open them. They were oozing profusely and tearing like mad. He looked like Rocky Balboa after a fight. I had some left over eye drops from last month when he had a little eye problem, so I dropped them in, but couldn't see any difference. Anyway, the kids went to bed and David came home. He was shocked to see Bronson's state. We called his folks and they came over. Then we called the doctor, who said that we'd better get him to the ER just in case it was some sort of deep tissue infection. Dave's dad gave Bronson a blessing, then they stayed with the sleeping kids while we went to the hospital.
Let's hurry this story along, shall we? When we got to the hospital, Bronson looked horrible, but within a few minutes, he started looking better. By the time the doctor came in our room, the baby was happily cooing and looking 100% better. It was almost embarrassing how good he looked. Of course, we were glad that nothing was wrong, but we basically paid a whole lot of money just to show a few nurses and a doctor how cute our baby is. Sorry I don't have any pictures, but at least I'm not so into blogging that I'd take pictures of by baby passing out or in the ER.
Back to conference. We started a tradition a few years ago that the kids adore. I'm sure you'll see why. On the Sunday morning session, we lay out several bowls of candy, nuts, and other treats. Each bowl has a word assigned to it. If the kids hear one of the words during conference, they can have a treat from that bowl. It sure makes them listen carefully, although I'm not sure how much content actually sinks in. We've had to tweak it a little. In the past, we hadn't really thought about how irreverent it can be if you use certain words because the kids shout it out every time they hear it. (think third commandment). Now we choose words like "faith, scriptures, Joseph Smith" etc. Anyway, the girls had a blast. They look forward to this about as much as Halloween (and for the same reasons). Josh is still a little young. He kept taking candy from various bowls without hearing the words.
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| Poor frustrated Josh . "Just let me have some candy!" |
The Sunday afternoon session was Froot Loop necklace time. In theory, making Froot Loop necklaces is a quiet activity, but not always in execution. Oh well. At least we all sat together and tried to listen. And at least our home was a happy place - no threats or coercion. That's a good thing.
After conference, we went to Grandma and Grandpa Gee's house. There, we had a multi-person birthday celebration for all the birthdays coming up. It was very fun.
One un-related note: David's parents are remodeling their basement and they gave us some of their old furniture. We got two couches, an upholstered rocking chair, an arm chair and an end table. They look amazing in our house! It's so nice to have some good furniture. Any of you that have sat in our red couch can testify to how badly we needed a new one. It practially swallowed you when you sat on it. It was like sitting on a couch and the floor at the same time.